I am a Critic!
Well thats what they call me, and sometimes I do agree. I can’t think of a single body nor object on this planet (not that I know) that I haven’t criticized as yet.
Well, to be frank- I don’t know when I got metamorphosed into this *ever criticizing* maniac that people say I am today; but sure this is not sudden, things don’t change overnight you know.
We are all critics in some way or the other, its just that most of us dont vent it out and some like me do!
I mean look around you and isn't it a *norm* of 7 guys trying to fit in a 6 seater on a bus leaving not a single soul comfortable.
People around you who crib all the time, we hate them but they do influence us. ah... some people call it negative energy :).
People trying to spy on every bit you do forgetting that little thing we call "privacy", people asking one all sort of questions (just about anything that comes to their mind) , people pretend to be smart & getting applauded for doing absolutely sick things. Those who pretend to care when they don’t give a damn. The ever targeted *we hate deo* gang, the extra smart girls who think they are second cousin to Einstein , I even found some I thought would charge me heavy for just trying to talk to them….Gosh…. What about auto drivers who think they can better dijkstra's shortest route algorithm. The population that leaves every single inch of our spectacular road utilized. Know whats even more disgusting, just do this when you next time hit the roads- have a look at them and u will see a red patch in every meter – well thats not a modern day better substitute for bread crumbs that someone left deliberately so that they can find their way back home- this is what MTV calls *Dharti Ke Laal* Effect. (www.dhartikelaal.com)
Ok so time for some personal experience - How would you feel if you go to a so called decent restaurant and order something *hot* to eat and end up served molten lava that appears like food but leaves your palette too bad to gulp even a drop of water. Well thats what they call HOT here.
What if you pay for a cozy room in a hotel on a hill station and end up staying up all night just to keep monkeys from sneaking in- I mean monkeys ..aw common! –Funny huh but aint so funny to experience my friend.
Ok want more – so you reserve two berths in train for yourself and your close buddy and someone has nerve to ask can you *adjust* with one so that their extra large family can be made comfortable. (Ah….well believe me I am straight and I mind it!!).
What if people around you crack jokes that you don’t understand and burst out laughing for next 20 minutes leaving you no clue!
What is it like being quoted “Kya Tulsi is kaa faisla kar payegi?” and further more they go to an extent of banning good movie channels ( the only ones that you enjoy) so that you can answer this biggest question troubling Universe today.
What if you get asked “where are you going?” every single time you step out.
What if you are committed vegan and a waiter at a very reputed chain is indecisive to tell you which pizza in his hand is veg!
What if you go to a bank every month and employees there despite of knowing you very well make you sign (atleast) 10 times just to verify that its not some sort of forgery you are doing trying to get a meager amount out of your dads pension deposit account!
Believe me thats not all and there is more I can tell you but all I am doing is Critisize :).
Every thing above is a reality and I think its high time We should all either ignore it or do some thing about it…I now firmly believe world can be either black or white and my crime so far was trying to locate a shade of grey in there.
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